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The Terminator upset over Ricky Hatton's retirement


A person willing to stand face to face with the Terminator and engage in battle with him in one of his fields is a rare occurrence. The Terminator is always on the lookout for a worthy adversary who possesses the heart, bravery and fearless nature to take him on in one of his paintball fields. 

The delta force Terminator

Naturally top class boxers fit the bill, but there are a lack of elite boxers in the UK after the likes of Joe Calzaghe, David Haye chose to retire. So when news broke that Ricky Hatton was going to make a comeback, with his big fight against Vyacheslav Senchenko, the Terminator got excited...”If he beats this Ukrainian tough man, then I’m sure he’ll have the confidence to come and challenge me”.

Unfortunately it was not to be and Ricky “the Hitman” Hatton was knocked down by a fierce body blow in the 8th round. Billed as his big comeback fight, it ended up turning into his retirement fight after the loss. Unfortunately for the Terminator this means the likelihood of Hatton getting his bruised posterior down to one of our paintball centres to do battle The Terminator is going to be very slim.

Ricky Hatton crying

Our resident Terminator has been acting very weirdly continually shouting “Я хочу твій одяг черевики і мотоцикл” which we have been informed by a linguistics expert is Ukrainian for “I want your clothes your boots and your motorcycle”.

Is there anyone out there who can put us in contact with Vyacheslav Senchenko?

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