Welcome back to the Delta Force Cobham Paintball Centre for this special edition of our Downing Street Fighter series!
If you’ve been following us over the past fortnight you’ll know that David ‘Cam-Lie’ Cameron was crowned Downing Street Fighter Champion on UK General Election day following an epic paintball battle with Ed ‘Red Ryu’ Miliband.
Tonight however, he faces his toughest challenge yet. Delta Force Paintball’s resident Terminator has challenged the Conservative leader to a winner-takes-all battle to the death. It promises to be some occasion at our flagship centre in the rolling Surrey Hills!
Heavily based on ‘Chun-Li’ – the first ever female player in the Street Fighter series; Cam-Lie is one of the quickest thinkers on Downing Street. Her sharpness could prove vital on the paintball battlefield. On top of her protective paintball headgear and body armour, Cam typically wears white combat boots, a blue leotard with dark brown sheer pantyhose and skimpy blue panties - perfectly paired with a paintball combat suit.
Her signature move is the ‘Lightning Kick’ – where she repeatedly kicks her opponent (while they’re down) from a tilted standing position with incredible speed. Her favourite paintball game zones are rumoured to be Command Post and London Apocalypse.
The Terminator is a cybernetic warrior, sent from the future to terminate Sarah Connor - the mother of a charismatic leader that will save all of mankind from the unstoppable force of the machines. Nothing can stop him. Nothing will stand in his way. Except of course for a friendly game of paintball down at his local Delta Force Paintball Centre - he always has time for that.
The Terminators special move involves a shotgun, a pair of sunglasses and a cheesy line repeated until it gets annoying.
We’re underway! Cam-Lie immediately heads for the huge imperial shuttle and hides. You’re not going to win with cowardly tactics like that Cammy! Your objective is to protect the shuttle and stop the Terminator from seizing control of the flags. What’s happened to the cocky, arrogant Cam-Lie of previous rounds?!
Oh hang on. We’ve just spotted the Terminator and he’s carrying two BT4 Combat guns. No wonder Cam-Lie’s worried. Those bad boys can fire up to 13 paintballs in a second! Cam-Lie could be in for a long night if the Terminator clocks her!
Cam-Lie seems to be preparing a pile of smoke grenades and flash bangs. Maybe she can distract the beast and sneak a few shots in his direction! The Terminator has been known to concede defeat and donate his weapons to worthy opponents in the past. Maybe Cam-Lie can appeal to his better nature?!
Here goes the first grenade... and it’s a good shot! Smoke is bellowing out and consuming the Terminator! Cam-Lie has a real opportunity here. She needs to strike while the Terminator is still disorientated. In go the flash bangs! Cam-Lie has the Terminator dancing around the game zone like a cat on hot coals!
The Conservative leader can smell victory now. All she has to do is stand firm and protect the shuttle. But what’s this? Like a phoenix from the flames the Terminator has emerged from the mist and he doesn’t look happy! His eyes have gone red. That’s never a good sign...
Cam-Lie is cowering inside the shuttle walls and appears to be using her (once white) brown pantyhose as some sort of flag of surrender. This is embarrassing. Stop making eye contact with us please Cammy. You have a wife and three children.
Here goes! The Terminator has raised both his semi-automatic paintball guns. Regulars at Delta Force Paintball will know that can only mean one thing – he’s ready to engage in a fight. I hope you enjoyed your Downing Street Fighter title while it lasted Cam-Lie, ‘cos you’re toast!
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